Everything they can do

• ReadsA book on the edge of a block, turning pages.
• SneaksTiptoes from one block to the next.
• HangsFrom the bottom edge of a block, legs swinging.
• NapsNow and then, and when nobody has moved for a while.
• WavesHello. Or: oh, you again.
• ShrugsNot its fault, it says.
• DancesWhen it thinks nobody is watching.
• PointsAt the ads, or at a link it has for you.
• StretchesAnd reminds visitors to.
• Taps its footArms crossed, waiting for you.
• WatchesIts eyes follow the pointer.

It says things like: “Nice page. I'd read it twice.” · “Scroll slowly. I'm reading too.” · “Psst. The good stuff is further down.” · “I'm not lost. I live here.”

• WritesScribbles in a notebook.
• TypesOn a laptop, very fast.
• Announces a postHolds up a NEW POST sign.
• Rings the bellPoints at a ringing bell.

It says things like: “New here? Start with the latest post.” · “Comments are open. Be kind.” · “I've read every post. Twice.”

• ShoutsInto a megaphone.
• Holds a SALE signHopping with it.
• Shows a chartNumbers going up.
• CelebratesConfetti everywhere.

It says things like: “Psst. There's a deal on.” · “Sign up for the newsletter. I did.” · “Limited time! Probably.”

• Bangs a gavelOrder in the page.
• Holds the scalesOf justice, swaying.
• Reads a contractSigned at the bottom.
• Carries a briefcaseOff to court.

It says things like: “Need advice? Book a consultation.” · “Not legal advice. I'm a porcupine.” · “Read the terms. Someone should.”

• Goes shoppingA shopping bag in hand.
• Delivers a parcelThis way up.
• Shows a price tagA bargain, it says.
• Flips a coinHeads or tails.

It says things like: “Something for everyone here.” · “Your cart misses you.” · “Free shipping? Check the cart.”

• Holds a JOIN US signFor new members.
• Waves a flagHere we are.
• CheersWith pom-poms.
• Wants a high fiveUp top.

It says things like: “Join the group. We have snacks.” · “Say hi to the others.” · “Meetups are the best part.”

• WondersA question mark over its head.
• Has an ideaA light bulb over its head.
• Raises its handIt knows this one.
• RepliesA speech bubble, typing.
• UpvotesHolds up +1.

It says things like: “Search before you post. Trust me.” · “Be nice in the threads.” · “Ask away. Someone knows.”

• Packs a suitcaseReady to go.
• Reads a mapX marks the spot.
• Takes a photoFlash!
• Looks outThrough binoculars.
• On holidaySun hat and sunglasses.

It says things like: “Where to next?” · “Pack light. Unlike me.” · “The best trips start with a click.”

• Picks a dateCircled on a calendar.
• Shows a ticketAdmit one.
• Rings the desk bellDing!
• Holds a clockTick tock.
• Checks the listWith a clipboard.

It says things like: “Book early, sit pretty.” · “Slots are filling up.” · “Pick a date. Any date.”

• GraduatesCap on, arms up.
• TeachesA+ on the board.
• Holds up a pencilReady for the test.
• Brings an appleFor the teacher.
• Carries booksA stack over its head.

It says things like: “Class is in session.” · “Questions? Ask the teacher.” · “Learning something? Me too.”

• CooksChef's hat on, something on the stove.
• Has a coffeeSteaming.
• Shows a pizza sliceFresh out of the oven.
• Holds the menuToday's specials.

It says things like: “Hungry? The menu's right here.” · “Today's special smells amazing.” · “Book a table before I eat it all.”

• Launches a rocketTo production.
• Hunts a bugWith a magnifying glass.
• Shows some codeOn a dark board.

It says things like: “Have you tried turning it off and on?” · “The docs are your friend.” · “Ship it!”

• Lifts weightsOne more rep.
• Drinks waterHydration station.
• Holds a heartBeating.

It says things like: “Drink some water.” · “Stand up and stretch. I'll wait.” · “Take care of yourself today.”

• Reads the paperThe Daily Quill.
• Takes the micLive from your screen.

It says things like: “Breaking: you found us.” · “Stay curious.” · “Extra! Extra!”

• Hands over a keyTo your new place.
• Holds a SOLD signNext!
• Shows a houseHome sweet home.

It says things like: “Your next home might be here.” · “Location, location, location.” · “Open house this weekend!”

• Plays a gameMashing buttons.
• Lifts a trophyWinner.
• Rolls a dieFeeling lucky?

It says things like: “One more round?” · “Press start.” · “GG, everyone.”

• ListensHeadphones on, dancing.
• SingsNotes in the air.

It says things like: “Turn it up!” · “This one's a banger.” · “Headphones on?”